Unintentionally Funny Lyrics

I have this song (please don't ask why) on my iTunes and on shuffle, it took me by surprise. Eye watering, knee slapping, stitch inducing laughter, kind of surprise. The lyrics to this Usher song called "Dot Com" are simply priceless.

Usher...sweetie, honey. You're gorgeous, okay? But using tech talk double entendre is just SAD. Your six pack doesn't allow you to get away with this any more than any ordinary Alpha Geek. Sorry hon.... Just stick to singing about how you plan to "put your hands in places [you've] never seen" in a place "where there ain't no-one to interrupt/ain't gotta rush". We all prefer you this way.


DOT COM - BY USHER

Ooh, I love the way you dirty type
I can take you home on escape
Ooh, I need your backspace in my life
Thank God you don't have a flat screen

Please, baby I got to see you
And I really wanna please you
So get on my laptop so I can download

Online, I love the way you log on
We can do it all night
I'll make you dot com

I wanted to link up with you, baby at first sight
With you I get to use my f keys
I can't wait to give you mega bytes
I got all the memory you'll need
Let my fingers do the talking

I only got through 2mins 29 sec. The rest of the song will remain a mystery to me and I'm alright with that.