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The Public Ineffectual

For entertainment purposes only.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Q: What did the lawyer say to the economist?
A: What are *you* in for?

At 4:17 AM, Anne said...: Q: What did one hipster say to another?
A: What, you don't *know*?
At 1:45 PM, Oblivia said...: I like that one. The variation I've heard is "Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I should also note that I heard that one, like, last year. At an art show opening. No one you've heard of. Graffiti artist...used to write for Vice, you know...
At 2:50 PM, Yvonne said...: Another lawyer joke :

Q. Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A. To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.